"Don’t worry, I will protect you my feeble turtleduck" — Eska (via hughdancyfancypancy)
When presents started appearing under the tree...
Me: You know there are presents under the tree right
Brother: Yeah, course, mum and dad's ones
Me: So you haven't seen ours?
Me: Yeah there's one for me and one for you
Brother: A WOB BLOOB WOOP WUB WOOP
Brother: It's such a big box! It's probably just tons of wrapping, I beT IT'S A PAPERCLIP
Me: hm, yeah mum and dad are getting smart about wrapping the presen-
Brother: I HOPE IT'S A COLOURED PAPERCLIP